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sekl and maldis in the last few weeks, I present to you the seriously frelled-up dream I had from 6:00 to 6:08 a.m. on 4/14/04:
I'm attending a hobbit birthday party, at which some creepy old guy is making cornbread in a cast-iron stove on the back of a pioneer wagon. Somehow, I get a warning that badgers are invading and go to my sister's bedroom to fend off the attack. We have an argument about it (presumably she didn't believe there was any real badger danger) and eventually I just throw open the door. This action actually throws it shut, but lays open a little alcove behind the door (which really exists). And the badgers start climbing the bedroom wall.
Gravity-defying badgers are apparently a threat to national security if they reach the ceiling, so of course I whip out my trusty finger-Uzis and start plugging away. Unfortunately, my fingers are working like bad-guy guns, meaning I can't hit dren. So I manage to get four badgers, which fall through a rectangular hole in the wall (which does not exist in my sister's real room) into the next room. While I'm doing this, or possibly reloading my imaginary ammo, two of the remaining badgers drop through the hole and merge with the four dead ones to form some kind of über-badger. It looks like Lani Tupu and when it stands up on the opposite side of the wall I shoot it in the head and it falls over. Another badger drops through the hole, presumably merges with it, and it stands back up, looking the worse for wear, and I shoot it again. The remaining four badgers (yes, there are supposed to be twelve, but the dream-me wasn't concerned with that) are standing there, looking apprehensive, glancing at über-badger and then at me. I say, "Do you want to be its lunch or do you want it to be your lunch?" I think for a minute that they're going to rip it to bits, but they turn into people. And there are six of them. And one of them ismaldis.
Doesn't matter if they're people, they're still badgers and still evil. I whip out my Uzis again to dispatch them, but an important difference between badgers and people is that badgers don't have fingers--meaning people can shoot back. I stand there for a minute, my dream-self realizing just how silly this is, and then start swinging my imaginary ninja blades to deflect the bullets. Which, I can tell from the metallic noises, is working. In the meantime, two of the people, includingmaldis, have become Minbari and two have become some other breed of alien I can't remember, and a Vulcan has shown up. (The missing badger perhaps?) Someone starts acting like he really shot me, and I contemplate falling over pretending to be dead but instead decide to start slapping the people silly. It just makes them laugh.
And I wake up before the snooze alarm goes off.
sekl and maldis in the last few weeks, I present to you the seriously frelled-up dream I had from 6:00 to 6:08 a.m. on 4/14/04:I'm attending a hobbit birthday party, at which some creepy old guy is making cornbread in a cast-iron stove on the back of a pioneer wagon. Somehow, I get a warning that badgers are invading and go to my sister's bedroom to fend off the attack. We have an argument about it (presumably she didn't believe there was any real badger danger) and eventually I just throw open the door. This action actually throws it shut, but lays open a little alcove behind the door (which really exists). And the badgers start climbing the bedroom wall.
Gravity-defying badgers are apparently a threat to national security if they reach the ceiling, so of course I whip out my trusty finger-Uzis and start plugging away. Unfortunately, my fingers are working like bad-guy guns, meaning I can't hit dren. So I manage to get four badgers, which fall through a rectangular hole in the wall (which does not exist in my sister's real room) into the next room. While I'm doing this, or possibly reloading my imaginary ammo, two of the remaining badgers drop through the hole and merge with the four dead ones to form some kind of über-badger. It looks like Lani Tupu and when it stands up on the opposite side of the wall I shoot it in the head and it falls over. Another badger drops through the hole, presumably merges with it, and it stands back up, looking the worse for wear, and I shoot it again. The remaining four badgers (yes, there are supposed to be twelve, but the dream-me wasn't concerned with that) are standing there, looking apprehensive, glancing at über-badger and then at me. I say, "Do you want to be its lunch or do you want it to be your lunch?" I think for a minute that they're going to rip it to bits, but they turn into people. And there are six of them. And one of them is
maldis.Doesn't matter if they're people, they're still badgers and still evil. I whip out my Uzis again to dispatch them, but an important difference between badgers and people is that badgers don't have fingers--meaning people can shoot back. I stand there for a minute, my dream-self realizing just how silly this is, and then start swinging my imaginary ninja blades to deflect the bullets. Which, I can tell from the metallic noises, is working. In the meantime, two of the people, including
maldis, have become Minbari and two have become some other breed of alien I can't remember, and a Vulcan has shown up. (The missing badger perhaps?) Someone starts acting like he really shot me, and I contemplate falling over pretending to be dead but instead decide to start slapping the people silly. It just makes them laugh.And I wake up before the snooze alarm goes off.
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Date: 2004-04-15 03:00 pm (UTC)