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1. I will probably never be as fast at single crochet as I am at double.
2. Company vice-presidents are not easy to snow.
3. There are things that can hurt in the same way as a breakup, with no dating ever involved.
4. I need to read more, but cannot do it on my lunch break.
5. I am capable of sustaining a muse attack for up to two months.
6. Coupling is a bad influence on my command of idiomatic Hebrew.
7. I'm not a bad hand with Photoshop.
8. All these years making elaborately decorated cakes for people, and it turns out I could've just made brownies and had them going bonkers.
9. The fever rash thing is probably here to stay.
10. Don't pair a water-based filling with a sugar-based frosting.
11. Starbucks is frelling evil.
12. If you decide to tour the San Diego Maritime Museum, don't do it while wearing pirate garb in the dead of summer.
13. Don't wear Serenity/Firefly gear to a convention if you can't sing the entire Ballad of Jayne.
14. You're never too old to start having side effects from booster vaccinations.
15. Don't use spray-on hair color and expect to be able to style your hair after.
16. Trichotillomania is not easy to vanquish.
17. No matter how smart the cat, it is possible s/he will, in fact, forget you.
18. If someone is making you do something you hate, chances are somebody above them is pulling the same crap.
19. Watching The People's Court is a good antidote to whining about your life.
20. Heroes rules.

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