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alenxa_classic......will be PLANKED. I mean it. In the event that the requester cannot be planked, s/he will receive a box-mix cake with frosting of canned goo. It will make me shudder to do such a thing, but I need my scuppering sleep.
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Date: 2005-06-02 07:46 pm (UTC)Is there a third alternative? Say, in the event requester cannot be planked, s/he will be splutted with the nearest available cheap chocolate cream pie and (optionally) handed a box of cake mix and a can of frosting goo?
(Personally, I’m picturing said requester being planked and getting beaned in the head with a box of cake mix to knock’m off the end.)
Sleep well. As resident sleep-deprivation co-expert, I thoroughly sympathize with your desire for unconsciousness.