world's roughest smoothie

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I decided to go to Jamba Juice today because it's the only smoothie place remotely within walking distance and there wasn't anything else I really wanted for lunch. I am never doing that again. While the walk isn't too bad, the line is awful and my smoothie was so chunky it was hard to drink. On top of that, I managed to topple the cup while putting in the straw (!), which spilled a good glup of it on the floor and cracked the cup. So I had to stand there like a total schmuck waiting for the guy who yelled "We have a spiiiiiill!" to get back to the blender station so I could ask for a second cup, while half a dozen unsympathetic fellow wage slaves watched me flounder. At least I got some Pirate's Booty out of the deal. Definitely picking up a bag tonight. But I didn't get any time to comic, which was the whole point of getting drinkable lunch. Bleah.